Wednesday, March 23, 2011

I'm flattered, really - but please learn how to read!

Every day, without fail - and sometimes more than once a day! - my cell phone rings and displays numbers I do not recognize.  Since it's famously hard to talk at work in 'cubicle land', I send them to voice mail.

Also without fail, they are ALWAYS from IT recruiters, wanting me for this job or that. Usually something I'm not even remotely qualified for -- like .Net development, or project management.  Did one of Sammy Hagar's aliens take over my body and write my resume to reflect something I have not even a shred of experience in??

I blame Monster.com for this, as if you have your resume out there and visible, any Tom, Dick or Harry headhunter can see it.  Despite having made clear on Monster that I can NOT consider 'contract to hire' jobs, or that my only IT experience is in QA, they still call me in droves anyway.

I would really REALLY like to take each of their calls and ask them if they actually READ what experience I have, let alone the fact that I cannot consider contract positions.  It's hard to really blow them off, though.  I mean, what if I become one of the 'statistics' and need them for a job in six months to a year?  It's nice to hear that your skill sets -- real or imagined -- are desired.  But flattery - even at it's highest form - does not a developer make.

Generally, all these calls make my face look like this:

Maybe I should just enjoy the misplaced flattery and turn that frown upside down?  LOL.

2 comments:

  1. Funny you should mention... I had a voice mail on my work phone when I got here this morning from a recruiter! Good news is, I guess the QA industry around here is in good shape. ;) I had a recruiter email me from LinkedIn telling me my profile looked like a GREAT fit for a Sr Automation position. I answered "that's funny because my profile clearly states my automation experience is minimal. Sheesh.

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  2. So it doesn't just happen to me! LOL And I agree - a robust QA industry here is a GOOD thing. Though a lot of the calls I used to get weren't even for the Nashville area.

    I say used to because the calls stopped almost immediately after I took my phone number off Monster. I still keep getting emails but they are easier to manage!

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